hahahaha im not going to college today

everyone who cares will think i am going to college but they are wrong because i am not!

do you see how that stroke of genius works?

lucky for me my college is so technology crazy, all i had to do is break into my mum's email account and email the stupid college people to tell them that im not gonna be there cos im sick (but im not) BAHAHAHA!

i think iv'e got hyper off the power of lying to people and getting away with it ooohhhh what a rush

WoW! Just found out i can blog at college, how awesome is that?

havent been on here for ages cos of my bloody exams but fuck it i don't even care anymore.

My career plan is to be Mike Fielding's girlfriend and who needs qualifications for that? All u gotta do is be funny and you can totally fake that shit.

Plus i might bother to be a writer cos i can already do that so...problem solved, i'm off to drop out of college right now

WoW! I had no idea them guys was so talented, like!

Noel in the Mint Royale's "Blue Song" video is hilarious, I hope that's how he really dances cos it's bloody brilliant

And then today I saw Mike Fielding in The Youn Punx "Rocka.." something or other i cant remeber but they're in a pub and he managed to grow a full beard and 'tache by the end of the song to fit in with the others (it was a fishermans' pub where they drink nice fishermans' beer - two maggot pints)

On a side-note, i was in Camden on wednesday and saw hide nor hair of anyone important, dunno what i was expecting but something for sure. All that happened was we got approached by a black guy who told me i wasn't smoking right and then i think he wanted us to join a cult...or buy some drugs, we didn't understand so we ran away

I'm gonna see the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus soon but its on the day of my exams so guaranteed, I'll be humming them whilst trying to write about classical conditioning woohoo

(its also bloody windy outside)

 What the hell?
Here I am reading my nice little copy of NME to distract me from the world around and drag me into the nice brainless community of the famous when I read this article by Mark I-can't-keep-my-opinions-to-my-self-and-am-clearly-incredibly-biased Beaumont

So its not that important that Faris did bunny ears behind Tom Enemy (who clearly can't take a joke) but the thing that got my proverbial goat is how the letters on Faris' side are positively peppered (nice alliteration)with snarky little italic comments from Mr. B but Tom's side is pristine with just the readers' opinions left to shine through.

Whats your problem Beaumont? The lack of boundaries scare you do they? You hear a more complicated tune than di di di di deee di and you cack your little panties.

ohhh Tom was at the love music hate racism pavlova big deal! I'd like to be at the love music hate northeners round-table Get a grip!

So I was upstairs with the genuine intention of getting some revision done because, as the calendar (“Not you, extreme sports calendar!”) on my bedroom door shouts at me seventeen times a day, there are only 30ish days until my exams start. So I just turned on my laptop when my mum shouts up the stairs:

“Sugar Puffs have done a crimp!” I asked my mum whether it was one of my beloved Boosh boys and she said that it was some scruffy article, maybe Noel.(yeah right)

As you can see it was hardly my fault that I spent the next 3 hours (3 HOURS!) on the internet watching the ad on youtube, watching the responses, reading all the people’s reactions who have as little a life as I do and I have come to a conclusion: Never again will there be Sugar Puffs bought into my house, and I will certainly never eat the so-sweet-they-make-your-teeth-hurt fuckers for as long as I live.

Too strong? Maybe but I have very little to focus on, mindless hatred gives my existence meaning.