What the hell?
Here I am reading my nice little copy of NME to distract me from the world around and drag me into the nice brainless community of the famous when I read this article by Mark I-can't-keep-my-opinions-to-my-self-and-am-clearly-incredibly-biased Beaumont

So its not that important that Faris did bunny ears behind Tom Enemy (who clearly can't take a joke) but the thing that got my proverbial goat is how the letters on Faris' side are positively peppered (nice alliteration)with snarky little italic comments from Mr. B but Tom's side is pristine with just the readers' opinions left to shine through.

Whats your problem Beaumont? The lack of boundaries scare you do they? You hear a more complicated tune than di di di di deee di and you cack your little panties.

ohhh Tom was at the love music hate racism pavlova big deal! I'd like to be at the love music hate northeners round-table Get a grip!