So I was upstairs with the genuine intention of getting some revision done because, as the calendar (“Not you, extreme sports calendar!”) on my bedroom door shouts at me seventeen times a day, there are only 30ish days until my exams start. So I just turned on my laptop when my mum shouts up the stairs:

“Sugar Puffs have done a crimp!” I asked my mum whether it was one of my beloved Boosh boys and she said that it was some scruffy article, maybe Noel.(yeah right)

As you can see it was hardly my fault that I spent the next 3 hours (3 HOURS!) on the internet watching the ad on youtube, watching the responses, reading all the people’s reactions who have as little a life as I do and I have come to a conclusion: Never again will there be Sugar Puffs bought into my house, and I will certainly never eat the so-sweet-they-make-your-teeth-hurt fuckers for as long as I live.

Too strong? Maybe but I have very little to focus on, mindless hatred gives my existence meaning.